Jordan is a sexy beast and absolute legend with a massive penis. He is so well known for his massive penis in fact, that everyone wants to get it in their mouth. Everyday, thousands of boys and girls alike, across the globe scream “JORDAN PLEASE PUT THAT HUMONGOUS DONG IN MY MOUTH BABY! UUGGHH THATS IT BABY! FUCK ITS COMING OUT OF MY ASS!!! GET IT OUT OF ME!! IM GOING TO BLOW!” And then tragically die because they couldn’t handle the wrath of Jordan’s penis. Jordans fall in love with Neds around the age of 13. They will then proceed to create thousands of baby Jordans and Neds every day.
“JORDAN PLEASE PUT THAT HUMONGOUS DONG IN MY MOUTH BABY! UUGGHH, THATS IT BABY! FUCK ITS COMING OUT OF MY ASS!!! GET IT OUT OF ME!! IM GOING TO BLOW!”
by Idk12534 October 3, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. Super beautiful and feisty. She is super kind hearted and always sticks up for her friends. When your friends with her, your never fighting alone. She always has your back and will love you no matter what. She is the most outstanding when it comes to making you laugh. Her nostrils flare and she makes jokes about grape rockets. She’s a great person to be around
by Little ding ding April 22, 2019
Get the Jordan Tatemug. by PeeKTree May 26, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is a fat, retarted, below average height, and the type of person you suspect to be a nazi. He does not know what grass is and favors his dad's cock.
by megacockatron November 24, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is the alpha male of the pack with his 14 inch penis he can’t dominate and out smoke any creature that dwells this earth he is known to slay women at will and can butt chug an ice cream Sunday Jordan is the most intelligent being know to man with his iq in quadruple digits
by Absolute bread winner October 14, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. When someone does all of the heavy lifting for their team, leading to a victory. Origins for the phrase date back to 2000 US Nationals when Jon Finkel nearly defeated Chris Benefal with a lone Skittering Skirge.
"That one skirge may just attack 7 times to deal 21 points of damage. That's... Michael Jordan Skirge!"
by Gamerlingo September 29, 2022
Get the Michael Jordan Skirgemug. a guy who is extremely obsessed with the Nintendo Gamecube and the unsatisfactory inability to shove it up his ass
Friend: Did you hear jordan complaining about the fact that he couldnt shove that gamecube up his ass?
you: yeah its really weird
you: yeah its really weird
by gamecontrollerlover June 28, 2022
Get the jordanmug.