When your man is about to jizz and it squirts in your eye and two days later you are being seen for pink eye.
I was trying to aim for her face but burped as I was cumming and missed and it went all in her eye and gave her a jerk squirt infection. l
by catfabulous January 18, 2017
Get the jerk squirt infectionmug. Unsatisfying and unpleasurable masturbation after a man has just ejaculated because the ability to achieve a strong erection is limited due to the refractory period, a physiological period of time that prevents men from having multiple erections and orgasms.
I found myself still horny after masturbating last night, so I tried a refractory jerk that left me sore and unsatisfied. masturbation, masterbate, jerk off, jack off, masterburnt, pleasuring oneself
by joecoolthefool July 5, 2015
Get the Refractory jerkmug. To rush one or many juicy, delectable freshmen for a pledge class in a traditional Greek organization. Accomplished by networking friend groups, holding fun events, and getting frosh laid.
Frosh: "Yo Frat Star, I'm having a really great time at this event. I got laid because of you. I'm definitely going you guys!"
Frat Star: "Damn right. I murk-and-jerked you 😎"
Frat Star: "Damn right. I murk-and-jerked you 😎"
by TheFratLordSupreme October 16, 2016
Get the Murk-and-Jerkmug. An expression from an angry gym teacher also saying “{switch}” or “{quads}” and again “ you guys are all “{jerks}””
by Tht kidsavage113 November 27, 2018
Get the JERKSmug. 
The act of downloading third party software to your computer, allow it to automatically perform tasks, while you simultaneous grease the weasel, profusely.
by Judenshvine August 19, 2019
Get the Botting And Jerkingmug. When a company's data is in such a mess that it requires accessing numerous systems to derive a result.
by infini4 January 20, 2020
Get the Inverse Circle Jerkmug.