French Hot Tub

When a man pisses in a girls mouth and then she proceeds to place his nut sack in her mouth as she gurgles the piss.

Person 1: Hey man, how was your spring break.
Person 2: Oh it was great, Vanessa gave me the good ol' French Hot Tub.
Person 1: Nice, it always relaxes my balls after an honest day's work.

by Sage919 March 21, 2019

French Finger Trap

The sexual act of insterting a finger or penis into a person’s foreskin. Synonymous with docking. The French Finger Trap may also refer to the act of inserting one MAS-36 rifle into another by way of the bayonet lug. The rifles will then become semi-permanently attached tip-to-tip.

Jacque showed me how to perform a French Finger Trap last night. It was fun at first, but we were stuck together until morning.

by Jacque’s Block is Hard as Rock August 10, 2019

French bow tie

A foot job involving a scale model of the Eiffel tower in the ass and croissant in the mouth.

My girlfriend gave me a French bow tie last week and I‘ve been wearing a beret ever since.

by MiguelaTron September 4, 2019

French Creek Kas

When you say you sharted, but your friends refuse to believe you. In anger, you send them a picture of your underpants.

I had to French Creek Kas, my friends are assholes.

by AssücK October 10, 2019

Best French Fry

Two people who are closer than best friends, but aren’t a couple. Everyone knows they are friends and they share random yet relatable things.

Maddison: Hi Best French Fry!
Julian: Hello.
Some idiot: Why do you call-
Both: Stfu

by Ace of Doom May 21, 2018

The French Underside Childmaker

A sexual act in which a male picks a female up, shoves them into a ceiling fan, and proceeds to fuck them, wether if they are dead or not.

I just did The French Underside Childmaker to your mom!

by SirSnyder February 1, 2020

french bread pizza

the most delicious thing ever

a: yo i got french bread pizza
b: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Preinstallable June 1, 2020