frosty french horn

to consume whipped cream out of a naked human's bunghole; a sweeter, more refined, elegant, calorie-providing cousin of the rusty trombone

Kenny: "So the boyfriend and I finally took things to the next level last night...tooted the frosty french horn all night and went through 10 Reddi-whip cans!"
Asher: "You mean there's something tighter than the ol' rusty trombone??"
Kenny: "Oh man you have not lived until you've added whipped cream to the mix!"
Asher: "Looks like Friday night is finally gonna feel alright!"

by My names Dave and I'm stuntman March 14, 2015

French fry Nigga

When a person is so agile that they dodge any form of attack

“Damn Larry is a french fry nigga”

by Mikeokslong July 27, 2022

French fry nigga

When a person dodges gunshots or counterattacks at such unimaginable speeds

“You can’t hit me I’m a French fry nigga”

by Mikeokslong July 24, 2022

French Toast Season

Times of emergency when the first things to fly off the shelves in the grocery store are bread, milk, and eggs

Is it any time between May and October in Oklahoma? You hear sirens?Looks like French Toast Season at Walmart!

by Big Baze September 13, 2018

French kissing Hades

when you eat something really spicy and your mouth burns

That Mexican pizza was like french kissing Hades

by Candied Cupcake July 09, 2014

french third base

A term used for doing anal sex with your partner

"Did you shag her last night"
"Yeah, we went to French third base"

by myasssparkles April 05, 2017

Alaskan french kiss

Where one person shits into another person's ass or mouth.

"I'm gonna tie you to the Radiator and Alaskan French kiss you in mouth"

Verb

by A.frenchkisser April 03, 2022