Nonnas Living Room

Then you place a ziplock bag over your hand while in the shower with intent to masturbate . Also you are an Italian American.

It’s sucks that I had to get sticking on my finger but at least when I shower I can visit Nonnas Living Room.

by Spronk Beach July 1, 2025

I want ME to live

Oh no that's not why I'm cheering on his death. It's not political.

Hym "I want ME to live, Fuck-on-face. ME. And it doesn't feel like I'm going to be doing that. Right? You fucks have been here the who time. You've made money off of me. Now one of yous drank some lead and then what? I'm still sitting here drowning in my own skull. So it's not his politics. It's the ME sitting here dying and you not giving a shit and now YOU want ME to give a shit when ya boy gets shot? Really. You. Your fucking kids. It is insane what you expect from people without doing anything. As this piece of shit is getting paid to do little more than bust a load in his wife. So SPARE me with 'Why doesn't he want me to live forever and get everything I want!?' You're like a fucking princess. It's ridiculous."

by Hym Iam September 20, 2025

Good Job Living

When just making it through a rough chapter feels like it deserves a trophy, or at the very least the acknowledgment you didn’t take the easy way out.

“Life has been one kick in the nuts after another lately. Sometimes I feel like giving up”
“You have had an eventful last year in the worst way, but here you are Good Job Living bud. “

by Close2Calamity December 23, 2025

Cost of living sex

When you and your partner lie in bed together pleasuring yourselves until you both climax. Zero use for condoms and contraception and you still can't fall pregnant. Therefore it's free! Extremely useful during the world's current (2024) cost of living crisis.

My partner and I, are currently going through some financial difficulties. So we tried the " cost of living sex position
" so we didn't need to buy/use any kind of costly contraception or fall pregnant

by Assfroboy February 8, 2024

living banner

An annoying person who intensively promotes his political views to everyone and everywhere, by any means, despite the fact that no one wants to read or hear them.

-I painted an entire city with anarchist slogans today
-You're such a living banner, Tommy, get a life and a job

by Coco Jambo November 12, 2021

sketch live

Run away very fast - Irish slang, used mainly in the south, particulary Limerick

"Shades are here boys! Sketch live! SKETCH LOIVE!!"

by TheShkyboy January 2, 2014

XBOX LIVE!!!!

A term used within the online series "Yo Mama!", a series founded by Zack James and Alex Negrete, in where the fictional character Brody Foxx, will yell "XBOX LIVE!!", insulting mothers who think Xbox Live is a concert.

YO MAMA SO STUPID, she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE!!!!. Get it, cuz she thought it was a concert.

by monochronos12 August 27, 2023