Typically a blonde you meet while collecting fire wood give you the stink eye because she is jealous
So I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth and in comes wood bitch and her sisters giving me the stink eye
by Trueforce April 18, 2022
The scars / burn marks which one receives on their wrist or forearm from attempting to jam too large a piece of firewood into a small wood stove.
If you already have 5 wood burner tattoos before Christmas you should either drink less or cut your firewood smaller.
by Definerofdefinitions October 04, 2023
by Mannywalt April 30, 2024
by YeetBomber101 May 29, 2019
When a man masturbates and doesn’t have a towel to clean up
He bashes the head of his penis on a door frame to wipe it off
He bashes the head of his penis on a door frame to wipe it off
by Knock on wood March 21, 2024
1: "Are you really going to brush your teeth with a lit cigarette?"
2: "yea I'm just gonna pull a wade wood"
2: "yea I'm just gonna pull a wade wood"
by dickleweed January 22, 2014