only when I'm pregnant

A male person's definitive "never" response. Puts to rest the relentless drunk friend-of-friend who tries to force you into a flase confession.

Drunk FoF: "Dude, would you ever consider nailing Snooki?"
Dude: "No."
Drunk FoF: "Not even if your were drunk?"
Dude: "Never."
Drunk FoF: "Even if you're drunk, horny, and she's playing with your balls?"
Dude: "Only when I'm pregnant."

by The Evil Steve November 16, 2011

I'm gonna get the milk.

You really messed up

Dad "I'm gonna get the milk."
Son "Ok"
Son (5 years later) "Dad?"

by divDev July 12, 2022

I'm taking Carrie to the prom

Menstrual, period

"Hey babe, want to have sex?" " Sorry, I'm taking Carrie to the prom."

by T Thomas April 8, 2015

I'm in some deep bread

It means you're in pain, whether physical, mental, or emotional at the time

"I was in some pretty deep bread for a couple of months after the divorce, but I'm learning to cope."

"I'd love to be able to help you, but I'm in some deep bread mentally and should really take care of that"

by Roman-Birb October 31, 2020

I'm literally about to snap

I really am

The void is losing my name I'm literally about to snap

by Milaggo July 10, 2021

I'm not happy Bob. NOT HAPPY.

A phrase used by Mr. Incredible's boss when he is not happy with him.

Boss: "I'm not happy Bob. NOT HAPPY. ask me why"
Bob: "Okay. Why"
Boss: "Why what? Be specific Bob!"
Bob: "Why are you unhappy"

by anonymous April 18, 2023

[I'm busy as a lizard drinkin]

Australian colloquial term.
People who are busy as a lizard drinking are doing absolutely nothing!
Lizards don't drink.

Hey mate can you give me a hand?
Nar Mate "I'm busy as a lizard drinkin...."

by Aussiebikepacker.com July 21, 2017