Ham

A fat woman. A female who is extra over weight. Really obese woman

Haha that female is straight ham.

How heavy you think that ham is? Dam boy you must be desperate to settle for that ham.

by bizzeb August 27, 2019

Stuffed Ham

When a woman who is being penetrated by a hermaphrodite has her other orifices penetrated by two men, and the hermaphrodite is receiving penetration in all their orifices from three other men.

We were all fucking like pigs last night in that stuffed ham!

by LIUKKAKE January 7, 2023

Ham Kilt

1. A kilt made of ham
2. A woman's genitals (also, see muff cabbage)

No, Susy can't come to the phone right now, she's cleaning her ham kilt.

by Cam Franklin May 17, 2011

Go To Ham

Alternative to Go To Heck

Veh: Go To Ham!
Eggman: Oh MY Gulay

by Blake Lobo December 10, 2023

Ham

Similar to a hog, another word for dick or penis.

Yo, I’m trynna see this man ikems Ham.

by ځيرک December 15, 2020

Cup of Ham

The correct unit for measuring ham.

Maddie - "I'm so full, I ate like four cups of ham at dinner. How many cups of ham did you eat?"

Ian - "I only ate about one cup of ham."

by Evil Monkey 651 December 27, 2011

ham

demands attention 24/7

my sister is ham she can't go five mine its without saying look at me

by Nomerofshrimp May 25, 2014