Vagina ham

The worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located.

Probably done by someone trying to trap you in a place to drug you because you're a threat to them and they can't exist without using and exploiting vagina.

I stayed with my creep as dad for a few months and got vagina ham.

That dude literally got so threatened by me and a mental prowess that he gave me vagina ham.

My family was afraid that I'm gay, and I am... but I got vagina hammed before I could come out.

Some horrible abduction happened to me and now I'm vagina hammed.

I got trapped at my parents' house after moving back and then got vagina hammed, then I got drugged and abused for years.

by h84cvltlyfe February 18, 2022

Drop the ham

To have sex. Basically the same as “lay pipe.”

“Hey Silas, you wanna come over and drop the ham on me?”
“Sure thing! Be right over!”

by MissMoPR December 04, 2021

Smoked Ham

A half black half white kid.

Looks like Jodi and Jerome are going to have a smoked ham for Christmas.

by Stuckinher September 27, 2011

chip ham

Beaten pussy, not smooth, rough, lose

Damn her pussy was so chip ham bro she been getting a lot lately.

by jAKETHeB0$$ December 21, 2016

Ham Dog

A ham dog is a slice of ham in a hot dog bun commonly served with mayonnaise and mustard.

We are out of hot dogs and bread but we have ham and hot dog buns, looks like ham dogs again.

by Tyrannosaurus Tex Mex April 23, 2025

Ham-Dog

Raccoon head + depression x destiny x old Samsung’s = Ham-dog

Ham-dog is gagging at destiny

by RodeoLobby November 06, 2018

Ham Dog

A ham dog is a slice of ham served on a hot dog bun, commonly with mayonnaise and mustard.

We are out of bread and hot dogs but we have ham and hot dog buns. Looks like ham dogs again.

by April 23, 2025