Gods Pillow

When the pubic hair above the genitals act as a pillow, silencing any skin to skin contact during sexual activity. It’s like a gift of god without the loud slapping sounds.

That gods pillow came in handy last night, her little brother was bunking above us, he didn’t suspect a thing.

by Thighpeen1000 June 12, 2020

420 god

A holy figure who consumes excessive amounts of cannabis.

“ I went to the cannabis church and prayed to a 420 god.
“Nicolas Gorr is the original 420 god

by 420 god himself May 8, 2019

God sucker

A person who devotes their entire life to their religion so badly that they don't appreciate anything outside of it. like someone following a different religion.

"Jake's Grandma is such a god sucker"

by Hamborgar December 5, 2019

decline god

The only decline god on this earth is called : tmsvn/tomas himself.

(German Wuppertal Bodybuilder,Asian playboy,Best AMV Editor,Decline God)

A guy who could easily get every girl,by just entering their field of view.
His will is stronger then naruto's.

No one else can use decline god. ONLY tmsvn himself is the decline god.

by TomasYoungBoy March 7, 2021

Salad God

A being of higher power created entirely from salad. The creation of this being caused the destruction and famine of Ethiopia.

Salad God is an awful character please kill him

by SexualDorito69 June 12, 2018

god days

A term used by Christians who want to believe in both the bible and popular scientific theories (big bang, evolution, etc). The idea is that while the bible says it took god seven days to make the universe, it did not specify seven standard 24 days on Earth.
Rather, it is assumed that seven days to god were millions of years to humans.

Steve: How can you believe in the big bang theory when you just said you believed god created the earth in seven days?

Jeff: WOAH MAN! Those were GOD days, not human days.

Steve: .......

by XcoldhandsX September 9, 2011

The Smiling God

In Desert Bluffs, Night Vale, the surrounding desert, and the other desert that seems to exist in an alternate dimension, the Smiling God takes the form of a living light, brighter than the sun, whose rays seem to turn everything translucent. According to Cecil, it spreads "not always as light at all," but with the same malicious intent - implying that StrexCorp itself is a facet of the entity.

I am The Smiling God, you will obey me, you will listen to me.

by JohnLock7 April 20, 2018