Goat Man

Goat man is the best tiktoker ever because he just fucking is and if you don’t like him um you are poopy

“Goat man is a fag.”

by Yourmomuwu September 01, 2021

Goat in a Boat

"Goat in a Boat" is a group of 3 best friends named: Johaina, Loinette, and Anoshty. They are crazy, out of their mind, and probably have corona. Loinette is a psychopath that thinks about killing people. Johaina hase gone insane in this crisis and started dressing like a girl and making voice notes. Anoshty is happa that her Mom's aunt died and her other aunt lodt her memory. Over all Goat in a Boat are Bitches that nobody cares about.

Stay away from Goat in a Boat or you are going to catch their weird disease.

by I am fery much crazy July 01, 2020

Willy goat

A Rickyism for billy goat, and the name of his pet goat.

“What is it? A horn dog?”

“No, it’s a Willy goat.”

by SteveFrenchie123 March 15, 2023

goat fence

Code word for illicit substances (weed, shrooms, etc) usually used by urban farmers/modern country folk.

My friend is driving down to Ann Arbor to pick up some primo goat fence for our small farm's harvest gathering party next weekend!

by Bumbledick October 11, 2015

Slide them out like the goat goes to Paris

To have explosive diarrhea

I'll be right back, I need to go to the bathroom and slide them out like the goat goes to Paris.

by JohnnyTwoShits April 05, 2018

No gi goat

Another official name for Gordan King Ryan, who is the best no gi Brazilian Jiujitsu fighter in the world. There's no need for additional definition. Just remember, whenever you hear the term no gi goat, it is referring to Gordan King Ryan.

I saw no gi goat tonight at Pizza Nova
I am going to dress as no gi goat for Halloween

by JJS Panda October 29, 2019

Goat Blast

An euphemism for a foursome consisting of three men and one woman. The term comes from the phrase, “I’m hornier than a three-peckered billy goat”. How does one satisfy said goat? It has a blast with a hornier female goat. Three guys with three peckers and one horny girl is more than group sex, it’s a goat blast. The term was created and first used on the podcast Slacker and The Man.

Dobbs: “What happened last weekend? I heard some of the crew spent the night with that chick with the big boobs. Anybody get lucky?”

The Man: “The three of us did a goat blast with her!”

Dobbs: “I should have been there!”

The Man: “Yeah, you could have held the camera.”

by Mashers69 August 16, 2014