Ghetto Strip

The strips of scrap wrapping paper used to cover a present when you don't have a single piece large enough.

You ghetto stripped the shit outta my present!

by bitDawg September 10, 2015

Ghetto Uprising

When perception of preferential treatment of the affluent classes results in an inflammation of social tension sufficient to bring about an upheaval or backlash of the unspoken status quo between the classes from below. When the preferential treatment is based on race and not capitalism, such an uprising is a matter of humanity and social justice. When it is not racial, it is usually rooted in socialism.

ConEd employee #1: If we don't restore power to New Rochelle and Mount Vernon before Pelham, we'll have a ghetto uprising. Everyone knows that Pelham is white.

ConEd employee #2: That'll just be a race war. A ghetto uprising is class warfare. You're thinking of what would happen if we restored power to the Village before the Upper East Side.

by Casey Poivre March 6, 2011

Ghetto-Zombie

noun - (ge-tow zom-be)

A nocturnal creature of ill-repute who regularly prowls lower-income inner-city streets while harboring shady-intent; usually on little sleep and with chemical "enhancement".

Son of a bitch! There's a Ghetto-Zombie scoping. This street is riddled with Ghetto Zombies and Crankster Gangsters! We should park somewhere else.

by Placebo Nightingale November 28, 2012

ghetto smart

The ability to use your inner ghettoness to achieve a goal

Kassie is a ghetto smart chic.

by tinkerbell0622 August 28, 2012

Ghetto Gallop

Going for a jog

time to do the ghetto gallop

by Fidel Ca$hflow August 3, 2009

ghetto slide

Crossing three or more lanes of traffic quickly without turn signal or care for other drivers usually to an exit.

I can’t take the Dan Ryan without one person doing the ghetto slide onto 55 south.

by swaggytrumpet November 10, 2017

ghetto wash

A wash that is done in a public restroom, typically by homeless people, using a sink. The wash is done typically shirtless and in complete view of anyone in the vicinity, causing a "get me the hell out of here" moment.

I saw that guy in the Penn station doing a ghetto wash.

by jid June 30, 2014