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Ghetto-Zombie

noun - (ge-tow zom-be)

A nocturnal creature of ill-repute who regularly prowls lower-income inner-city streets while harboring shady-intent; usually on little sleep and with chemical "enhancement".
Son of a bitch! There's a Ghetto-Zombie scoping. This street is riddled with Ghetto Zombies and Crankster Gangsters! We should park somewhere else.
by Placebo Nightingale November 28, 2012
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Ghetto Swerve

While driving, it is the act of swerving over even the smallest of dips in the road to avoid damaging your car.

The term is believed to have originated from the Inland Empire tuner scene in Southern California where teens would have their cars too low to handle the dips in the roads. Driving straight through the dips at normal driving speed or higher speeds would cause the car to scrape and/or bottom out damaging body pieces or suspension parts.

To avoid this, rather than slowing to a crawl, drivers would turn the wheel sharp just before entering the dip, then sharply turn the wheel the opposite direction while driving up from the dip. Straightening out once they have passed over the dip.
Passenger: "Gonna destroy your new body kit if you don't slow down for that dip up there."

Driver: "Nah, I'll just ghetto swerve over it."
by The Hos July 5, 2012
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ghetto smart

The ability to use your inner ghettoness to achieve a goal
Kassie is a ghetto smart chic.
by tinkerbell0622 August 28, 2012
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ghetto claustrophobia

Ex. (walks in a elevator with more than 5 people)
claustrophobic person: ”Too, many people I feel like a panic attack coming, I must calm down”.
Ghetto claustrophobic person: ” Dam Wtf!? Yall wanna,step back some!? Shieeet tryna get all close n shit tha fuck u think this.is!?Yall can back the fuck up!!!!
(guy in elevator) somebody has aggressive ghetto claustrophobia sheesh.
by silent bob5788 August 30, 2013
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ghetto cash

cash that people earn from illicit activities like prostitution, drugs etc.,

or

cash that is earned so easily it's literally burned to keep people warm in winter
markymark says, that bitch yo he's rolling deep in Ghetto Cash

tanisha says, man he livin large like he gots ghetto cash yo
by usuck2 June 9, 2012
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Ghetto Uprising

When perception of preferential treatment of the affluent classes results in an inflammation of social tension sufficient to bring about an upheaval or backlash of the unspoken status quo between the classes from below. When the preferential treatment is based on race and not capitalism, such an uprising is a matter of humanity and social justice. When it is not racial, it is usually rooted in socialism.
ConEd employee #1: If we don't restore power to New Rochelle and Mount Vernon before Pelham, we'll have a ghetto uprising. Everyone knows that Pelham is white.

ConEd employee #2: That'll just be a race war. A ghetto uprising is class warfare. You're thinking of what would happen if we restored power to the Village before the Upper East Side.
by Casey Poivre March 6, 2011
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Ghetto Fairy

Magical creatures of the night that fly into the ghettos of the world and clean them up. Also see ghetto fairies
Child: "Mommy mommy! I think we were visited by a ghetto fairy last night!"
Mom: "Oh you silly little kids and yo imaginations and what not. Ghetto Fairies don't really exist."
(But they do)
by UnicornLovingCracker July 31, 2011
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