Skip to main content

Facebook

Cause of total procrastination in teenagers. Therefore it leads to slipping grades in school.
Friend# 1: hey did you get that us history homework done last night?

Friend# 2: nope, i was Facebook last night...
That probably means i willl do it before he starts class : )

Friend# 1: dude, youre going to fail.

Friend# 2: yes, i know.
by spacezebra December 12, 2010
mugGet the Facebook mug.

Facebook

More addictive than marajuana, weed, shrooms, cigarettes, and any other thing you can think of-COMBINED!
im supposed to smoke with my friends-but im on facebook now.....
by the NINJA Cheesecake December 13, 2010
mugGet the Facebook mug.

Facebook Freakout

1. The state of panic when facebook lags in the middle of a very important IM conversation
2. The rush of adrenaline you get when you log on to an unusually large amount of notifications
1. What the hell!? I'm having a Facebook Freakout right now! John just IM'd me and FB won't let me reply!!JK@!U*#HEUIBD
by HK62494 December 14, 2010
mugGet the Facebook Freakout mug.

facebook google

To search for someone specific on Facebook. The ultimate form of creeping.
Girl 1: Bob is so cute.
Girl 2: What's his last name?
Girl 1: White.
Girl 2: I just facebook googled him and I agree!
by copsandroberts November 3, 2010
mugGet the facebook google mug.

Facebook Bully

noun

An individual who incessantly sends Facebook friend requests regardless of how many times you have intentionally "Ignored" or "rejected" them, only to follow those requests up with a myriad of email inquiries of "why haven't you accepted my friend request?".
Brody is such a Facebook Bully and really could never cannot take a hint ... even if you Facebooked it to him he still would not realize that ...

... A. I never want to know anything that is going on in his life.

or

B. That I hold "ZERO!" "0" "NONE" "NOT ANY" interest on what "F" he is eating, drinking, or anything else that he is putting into his mouth ... unless it is the smooth, shiny barrel of a nickel plated .357 Magnum.

or

C. For that matter where he is or is not going to ...

... Unless it is on a plane falling from the heavens on a one way descent into the fiery depths of Hell or free-falling into some bottomless chasm.

or

D. Where the "F" he is hanging out at or whom he is with, unless, of course, it's sharing a cell with the Night Stalker, The Son of Sam or taking a dirt-nap in some shallow grave keeping the grubs and worms happy and entertained !!!
by dwpworldwide January 19, 2011
mugGet the Facebook Bully mug.

Facebook Front St.

One who speaks highly of themself and constantly boasts about themselves or other things they believe they have complete knowledge in.
He's bitter from his past relationship, now he's posting things on fb like he's a love guru & how he's now a better person by joining Martial Arts, but he's really nothing but Facebook Front St.
by None other than D February 20, 2011
mugGet the Facebook Front St. mug.

Facebook Snipe

The act of writing a ridiculous or offensive comment on Facebook to get a ridiculous or offensive response, only to delete the offensive comment and leave the responder on his own, clearly out of line.
Boy: Fuck you Eric! You can go to hell for all I care!

Girl: What are you talking about? What is going on?

Boy: I got Facebook Sniped
by BlueEyesWhiteBoy March 11, 2011
mugGet the Facebook Snipe mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email