fart scene

when you fart in class and a dumb ASS girl flips out and gets you in trouble

my ass: poot

girl: omg omg you farted its stinks omg

me: shut the fuck up

teacher: get out of my fucken class

me: why did you have to make fart scene

by oprahhitler March 7, 2009

Fart Frenzy

Getting a warm bubbly feeling inside you;
Glee and happiness replace the gas in your belly and you start to get excited!

Every time mike gets around Gretchen ❤️ he gets into a real fart frenzy

by Badger girl 317 January 15, 2022

Walking Farts

People are different in many ways. One of those is the way they fart. The Walking Farts describes somebody that lets their farts out in small, easy to handle squeezes, if done whilst walking, this makes a familiar "Pop!... Pop!... Pop!... Pop!" noise. The walking farts generally do not smell as much because they let out smaller doses of Methane, thus this is the prefered way to fart

Did you hear Tom walk by? He must have the walking farts!

by Mother Farker Chinese Dentist May 14, 2006

donkey fart

when you're taking a hit of the bong and you cough into it and blow all the bongwater out the carb. if anyone does this they get punched in the arm by everyone in the circle.

fuckin noob, you donkey farted it! *punch*

by Jack Rackham January 21, 2009

Fart Bucket

A bucket that rebelious children continuously fart in and close the lid to trap the stink inside. Then they hope their parents will open this bucket and get a waft of child fart.

Dude, I can't wait for my bitch Mom to open my fart bucket. It's got three years of my stinkiest farts waiting for her.

by Sally Crapbasket May 10, 2009

oyster fart

Descriptive term for the sound of semen and gas erupting from the anus after anal intercourse. Erutpions may also consist of several other liquids and cremes, some of these may include lubricants and sunscreens.

He filled up her bowels with his jizz, and she let out a huge oyster fart all over the cheap hotel sheets.

by Donald Atello November 7, 2007

Hemorrhoid Farts

A condition where you have a lot of farts built up, but when you go to fart, it's really hard to make it come out, because everything is dry down there, and you have to push and it feels like a bubble on your butthole.

Dammit, all this heroin I just took is giving me hemorrhoid farts!

by indieguru February 21, 2009