Donald J. Trump

1. (noun) a famous rich guy who sucked off my reformed orthodox rabbi and had an intimate relationship with the island guy who totally killed himself in prison ;)
hes also the president of the united states and wants to fuck over the immigrants like how big beautiful bill fucked him

2. (verb) to thrust someones penis into your or another persons mouth after paying them a fuck ton of money and wearing a clown nose while doing so

FDT

1:
Guy 1: I hate Donald J. Trump, he's a fascist dictator and he sucks!
Guy 2: He literally 'sucks' lmfao

2:
Girl: Well, I'd better get back to my mansion. I really enjoyed Donald J. Trumping you tonight, Mister.
Guy: Happy to earn some cash, but you'd better take off that clown nose so your chauffeur doesn't honk it!

by anonym_1924940 November 24, 2025

Donald Trump

The 45th and 47th president of the United States. A great man who started MAGA and who keeps getting up after being hunted by bleeding heart insane lefty lunatics who would love to have your daughters continue to play with male athletes and change in front of them in the locker rooms.

Donald Trump has finally done what no president in a long time has done which is promises made, promises kept and securing our border so that our great country does not bleed to death. Everyone who talks bad about him doesn't know what they are even talking about nor do they have a fucking clue on what this country needs to survive.

by Erock2025 March 16, 2025

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is the stupidest president the united states has ever had. Why the fuck did they elect an orange to be president? He is known for being a stupid beeatch who only cares about himself.

Who is stupid enough to vote for Donald Trump

by RWEUCJHXKDJ December 6, 2023

Donald Trump

An incompetent, evil moron that isn't just a regular moron, It's like he's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And 77,284,118 people simultaneously decided to put him in charge of the whole country.

Man, Donald trump is really wrecking my plans to buy a PC this year with all those tariffs.

by Jaern1053 May 20, 2025

Donald Trump

An incompetent, evil moron who isn't just a regular moron, It's like he's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. and 77,284,118 people simultaneously decided to put him in charge of the entire country.

Wow, This is almost as bad as when Donald Trump was still alive.

by Jaern1053 May 20, 2025

Donald Trump

47th, and current president, of the United. He shouldn’t have won the election, but a bunch of angry young dudes who can’t get laid put him in power to strip away people’s rights.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump’s son, Baron, got caught committing rape sometime in the next few years.

by This is my handle okay February 13, 2025

Donald Trump

A moronic, cartoonish, clodpate and oafish bumblefart. He is one whose rank ineptitude, appalling ignorance, and cringy absence of emotional restraint and impulse control create a perfect shitstorm of noxious reprehensibility. A figure more shockingly vile yet comically absurd than any mere satire could envisage, he is dastardly yet dumb, abhorrent yet asinine, pernicious yet pinheaded. The Donald Trump is a bellicose überbaffoon, thrashing about in a crap-packed diaper as he burps and bellows his malignant bile in every direction, smearing us all with the taint of his sulfurous odium.

The Donald Trump posted another nugget of verbal excrement to his social media account whist perched atop his gold-painted shitter last night.

by Danger E September 26, 2025