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Colin Jost

The bland, mediocre, talentless, unfunny, and totally forgettable "Generic-Ass White Boy" who hosts that shitty news segment that nobody watches on "saturday night live". Looks like a reject from "The Book of Mormon" cast. While Jost is NOWHERE NEAR as talentless, mediocre, and unfunny as his mind-numbingly irritating predecessor, "jimmy fallon"; he is still extremely annoying in the sense that he is yet another prime example of a TRULY "C-Tier Entertainer" (at best) being undeservedly propped up in showbusiness by Lorne Michaels' & his INFAMOUS taste in bland, milktoast comedians. Basically, it's the same bullshit that ADAM SANDLER pulls for some of his more "talentless showbiz pals" — kevin james, david spade, rob schneider, etc.
HEALTH & SAFETY WARNING: Watching Colin Jost's "Bland, Uninspired, Limp-Dicked Comedy" has been known to cause PERMANENT impotence in male viewers.
by Squat Cobbler 187 October 29, 2023
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Colin

Its Colin... JUST FRICKING COLIN!1!?!?1?
David: I can't describe him, he's just COLIN
Mathew: He's nice but does not care about anyone other than himself
Sarah: no, he's just colin LIKE, bleh
by FeetLoverLOL November 6, 2023
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colin

god i hate changed so much

the only part i like about it is that one pale dude named colin

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Colin Slade

A special human beeing. Coming from his prison keeper parents. A very retarded and not so smart kind of person. Someone who puts no effort into keeping his grades up in school. Also is very easily triggerd andd has a short fuse. Tends to get mad over the stupidest things.
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Collins

*carried by Irish genes* so says the WHO (World Health Organization).

Primary data: Google.com
Valasi-Joe Collins: I heard that Collins' first language is English
Joseph Junior Collins: I heard that Josephine is for freaks, *laugh*
Valasi-Joe Collins: *negative* / Negatory!
by brown7doll_swag December 21, 2023
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colin the chair

Also known as “Cholin the cair”. He is an animate chair named Colin. He walks and it talks. He is the president of a country named Chorlin. It enjoys being sat on.
I'm not Colin the chair, but I want to be like him.
by Colin the chair January 3, 2024
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Collin

When your wife, girlfriend, or significant other is sleeping in the middle of the night, and you jerk off until you cum on their face.
That mother fucker Collined me last night.
Oh yeah buddy, totally pulled a Collin on her.
by Malvicious January 7, 2024
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