glorious coffee

When you fuck your oh up the arse when she's had the shits, you get some shit stuck in your Japs eye then spunk in her mouth.

Ohhhhh give me some of that glorious coffee

by El_Diabllo March 2, 2021

Irish coffee

The socially acceptable version of a speedball

(Speedball: cocaine and heroin simultaneously)

That Irish coffee has me going

by Jack1012938 January 23, 2021

Do Coffee

The act of using cocaine expressly for the purpose of waking up or getting rid of a hangover.

Our midterm is only in a half-hour, We should do coffee and get ready.

by biff't it January 28, 2021

Salty Coffee

Using salt in the anal cavity when performing anal sex with preferred gender.

Yo, you try that salty coffee yet?

Nah bro, that shit stings

by CO0CH13MAN February 5, 2021

Tub Coffee

Coffee that one enjoys in the tub and or shower. A tub coffee is traditionally black coffee but can we enjoyed as any kind of coffee.

The was a good cup of tub coffee

by funny haha kid March 16, 2021

Slav Coffee

An alcoholic drink containing
-1 shot of vodka
-1 shot of eggnog schnapps

-1 shot of original monster energy
-1/2 can of Dr Pepper
It may sound bad but it’s surprisingly good

Yo, you got the stuff to make Slav coffee?

by Memely_dayz March 19, 2021

iced_coffee

lol somebody who makes unfunny things XD also your mom

iced_coffee is an idiot lol

by bruhmoment6975 March 31, 2021