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chookz

Lost soul from New Zealand with possibly the most Unique name around.
Found on WoW's Blackrock Server.
Chookz's knife is holy, it catches everyone unguarded

"Choozk" - dim
by Andrew December 22, 2004
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Clock Socker

The cleaning of ones clock (cock) with a sock in your mouth and then pumping up and down like you where giving a blowjob.
Jim : Man did Blade ever clean Sean and Jaydons clock with that sock last night. Bryan: yea what a clock socker
by unknowen power September 3, 2009
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Stupid O'clock

This is the time of day when one has retired to their place of sleep, to end a tiresome day. When suddenly, they are awoken by a mind boggling thought they had earlier that day. The time when awoken, would be referred to as 'stupid o'clock'.
Michael: " oh no , i forgot what my homework was. I didn't write detailed enough note in my folder."

Stephanie: "you'll think of it at like Stupid O'clock tonight"
by SpanishIrishGuy March 18, 2011
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5 o'clock boner

A cause for alarm; chemically stressed induced morning errection you are awake for. A boner for the night crews, a grave yard shift errection from hell. this type of errection lasts and lasts usually starting at about 3-9 am. And only becomes painfully aware.
but usually is pretty precise at about 5 o'clock.

This massive errection does not go away. This is the awake version of morning wood. Nothing you can think about can make this bitch go away. Its not even sexual! Its just there, angry and you're tired, a zombie with swamp ass and a raging boner that feels painful. Its just there. Awake and the more tired you get. The harder it inflates
but as soon as your shift or whatever is over.

Limp dick motherfucker all over again.
"Ahh, I have a raging angry 5 o'clock boner" said the Marine on post..

"The night clerk tried hiding his 5 o'clock boner behind the cash register

The night clean up crew man was walking bent over.. cause his 5 o'clock boner.

God, I need to get home to chop this thing off or put it in ice water..

The boner you wish you had during sex
by SLAA addict June 27, 2014
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Strawberry Clock

Coolboyman's first Newgrounds.com account. I personally think Coolboyman is better than Strawberry Clock, even though they are the same person!
by Fizzard the Fly March 18, 2005
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Cululla Clockman

Cululla Clockman is a famous basketball player from the lands of HERE. Cululla likes pickles.
Like Yan Bu, Cululla is not her real name. The name "Cululla Clockman" comes from my mother's pronunciation of Maculay Culkin.
On December 21 2004, Cululla Clockman dropped a pickle on the floor in the bathroom.
by Richard. January 16, 2005
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Well, stop the clock!!!

by Pop-N-Fresh December 15, 2003
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