Skip to main content

Childs

An objekt that you hit and use as a hitbag

A Child is an useless objekt of small ppl

We dont need Childs in this world

Happy life whitout Childs
"what a happy world it could be if childrends was gone"

Childs

:)
by You sad January 23, 2019
mugGet the Childs mug.

Little Child

a small child, a kid
you thought i was going to say a example ''fucking a child''?
The little child is playing in the park.
by s4aintzz August 11, 2023
mugGet the Little Child mug.

National treat your child day

A day to Treat your child with gifts
Me: Mum, you know what day it is..
Mum: What is it?
Me: It’s National treat your child day!
Mum: Really? Okay, hop in the car!
Me: Yay!
by Matildalover June 14, 2022
mugGet the National treat your child day mug.

child molester

"I heard that guy over there was something of a child molester as a kid"

Lyrics from a song by a former child molester:

"Always been a pervert so I accept the insults
When I was a kid, I fucking molested adults"
by TheCapN420 April 10, 2025
mugGet the child molester mug.

Test Child

The first child in a mother and father's relationship. They are the ones that have the roughest time usually, and are used as a little test run to become a better parent overall. They're usually the child that the parents go hardest on, and in worse parents, it'll stay that way.
Person 1: "We should have children!
Person 2: "Yes, definitely!"
Person 3: "Don't, you have no experience, you'll create a test child."
by InsomniaGameing August 8, 2023
mugGet the Test Child mug.

child of shadows

A child or a person who is always in someone elses shadow, always second choice.
Being defined as a child of shadows: Mindy was the middle child. Always in her siblings shadows. Never got the first glance or attention. Never the first or even second priority of her parents.
by Idontknowwhattocallmyself November 11, 2017
mugGet the child of shadows mug.

child

something that will eternally ruin your life until you are dead.
when a child becomes a furry, adopt it out. like straight away
by y0lo156 November 20, 2022
mugGet the child mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email