Bargain Cave

1. A low-priced prostitute
2. A woman who performs sexual favors or acts for low value gifts

1. "oh... traci from down the block only charges $10 per lay. She is such a bargain cave!"
2. "Meadow is a such a bargain cave... all you have to do is buy her a kamakazi shot and she'll go down on you!"

by riskywhisky December 19, 2012

mom cave

a gender-specific retreat, patterned after the "man cave," but with creepy Oedipal undercurrents.

"I just discovered a secret mom cave at home."
"Don't tell anyone or they'll put you on the couch and pump you full of Prozac for the rest of your adult life!"

by Starkeyzz November 9, 2013

Taste Cave

Glasgow slang for mouth.

Get this cake in yer taste cave!

by Ignotis November 12, 2013

metropolitan caveman

Someone who is brutishly strong, but is civilized enough to file their nails.

Zara: Are you filing your nails?
Lloyd: Fo sho' nigga
Zara: You're the true metropolitan caveman

by Swaggakidfosho December 18, 2013

squishy cavern

Vagina. Vagina. Vagina. Where the cave explorer goes. Gotta go drop some goo at the squishy cavern

I explored her squishy cavern all night long

by Cave explorer February 8, 2014

rusty cave

When your partner asks you to not clean your butthole before they toss your salad.

Jenny had been thinking about tossing Paulies salad all day...she wanted the musk, the sweat, the dirt and everything in between. Pauly knew this so not only did he keep his butt unclean but he barely wiped it after a number two so she could have the full rusty cave experience.

by Seaguller12 January 15, 2015

cakester cave

Cakesters would be your butt cheeks and cave would be your sphincter.

I woke up this morning with hemorrhoids so i had to get my cakester cave checked out by my proctologist.

by mnmcaruso June 17, 2014