captain blong

Hypebeast, goes to the gym daily and can’t stand to live without his Supreme x LV crossover clothing. Also a big fan of Vaseline because he needs to style his hair to perfection

What a captain blong, always concerned about his material products!

by DontTackMyBack January 4, 2018

Captain Guyliner

Regina's name for Killian Jones. This happens because Killian (OUAT character) wears eyeliner and he is hot!

Regina: I'm stuck with you and Captain Guyliner making eyes at each other.
Emma: We're not making eyes at each other

by beholdtherollyjoger January 12, 2018

captain tigeroo

A half Russian tiger half Australian kangaroo great at kicking ass and being awesome

Captain Tigeroo stole my lucky charms

by Amaz1ng3 January 17, 2018

captain clutch rider

Excessively rides the clutch in car

Joe is such a captain clutch rider!

by Gottathingforamusclecar January 17, 2018

captain toast cat

The baddest, biggest, boss cat ever created. Loves to be brushed and sleep on back. Has a gentle demeanor, watch out he can be an asshole if he dislikes you.

Everyone needs a little Captain toast cat in their life. He’s just a necessity in all persons lives.

by Jus being real January 28, 2018

Captainhook

A captainhook penis that has a massive curve at the bottom or all around if you have herpes.

You can hang a hanger on a (Captainhook hook when hard and it won't fall off the tip; Even if he /or she-male were to jogg...

by Tally whaquer June 7, 2018

Captain behind

A superhero who uses the power of his ass to fight crime.

Hey have you seen captain behind? No I bet he's just darting around

by Merkp June 7, 2018