CANADIAN

The worst human being alive

"I hate how canadian that guy is!"

by Andrew Tuvalu June 5, 2018

Canadian Breakfast

Similar to Portuguese Breakfast, a Canadian Breakfast is the act of wrapping cooked and cooled bacon around a penis and followed up by a drizzle of maple syrup to be eaten by a couple.

Jane: How was your trip to Canada with your boyfriend?
Jessie: We had a blast. We thought there would be no better to end the trip than a Canadian Breakfast together.

by russellooo June 26, 2023

Canadian FootJob

a foot job with maple syrup

“hey cutie, can i get a Canadian footjob with my pancakes”

by onori September 24, 2025

Canadian

Easton

Easton Looks Canadian

by EZPlayzTru May 3, 2023

canadian shot

To take a shot of maple syrup.

Mark put syrup in a shot glass and drank it, therfore he took a canadian shot.

by JChickenTenders November 26, 2015

Canadian Christmas

American Thanksgiving. It gets cold earlier in Canada and everyone knows Thanksgiving is just pre-Christmas so like the forward thinking nation it is, Canada does Christmas early.

"What are you doing for Thanksgiving?"
"We already had that! I'm putting up my Canadian Christmas lights. They're jolly, eh?"

by ms.nomer November 21, 2017

Canadian Eatout

Loosely put, a Canadian Eatout consists of eating out a girls pussy after drizzling it in Maple Syrup and Tim Hortons coffee while watching a hockey game. Usually when the hockey game consists of her favorite team against her least favorite team.

What’s your plans for this weekend?
“Bro the leafs are playin the canucks. Probably gonna have a Canadian Eatout”
Niiiiice bro. I got extra syrup if you need.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021