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Canadian Wood Hump

The "Canadian Wood Hump" is a unknown sex position used by not many. It starts where two Canadians get a log a lot of lube and use a catapult to anally penetrate the log into the ass, Then sculpture it into a wood statue therefore crushing the male/female who got penetrated by the wood.
"Hey Jake wanna do the Canadian Wood Hump?!"
"Well Sure De Doo i would like to jess."
by Canadian Wood Hump February 8, 2021
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Canadian Cousin

When you and someone else have both gotten to second base with the same person.

Not to be confused with Eskimo Brother or Eskimo Sisters, in which the two people have had sex with the same person. Or with Minnesotian Twins, in which two people have simply kissed the same person.
Steve: Dude I was making out with Nikki yesterday and she let me put my hand under her shirt.
Evan: No way! I got to second base with her last week.
Steve: Canadian Cousins!
*high five*
by NotAnImposter December 21, 2016
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Canadian Famous

A person who is relatively well known in the country of Canada who most people outside of Canada will most likely not know.
It’s not surprising you don’t know who Terry Fox is, he’s Canadian Famous.
by Victory_Lap June 5, 2024
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Canadian Wedgie

To pull a hood over someone's head, causing them to topple forward
"My friend is obsessed with giving people Canadian wedgies and it's so hilarious, but not when it's happening to me."
by opinionatedash February 17, 2024
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Canadian Shore Lunch

When a guy lays in a river edge while his buddy shits in his open mouth all the while hold a beaver pelt and being extremely polite.
Donut? Nah I’m stuffed from that Canadian Shore Lunch…thanks Jeff!
by Joey Delu April 26, 2022
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Canadian Tiger

When you burn ya dick and then it resembles a tigers pelt
AYYY NIGGA WASSUP YOU WANNA SEE MY CANADIAN TIGER
by Canadian tigerlord57 March 2, 2019
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Canadian bro

A Canadian bro is someone who loves the Canadian vag, but would bend over for The PM’s hot cock
Wow that Canadian bro can get any girl in here but I know he wants Justin’s pee pee.
by Canadian Bro Cock October 11, 2017
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