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Check Mate

When you are urinating in an empty washroom, and another man decides to use the urinal directly next to you instead of choosing literally any other urinal to pee in. After which, scoping your penis with a quick glance.
"Dude I swear to god you could of chosen any other urinal, but instead you check mate me..."
by kekmon 2 May 23, 2018
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color check

Asking a girl what color her panties are
Guy: "Color check"
Girl: "Pink thong"
by anonymous2x2x May 8, 2014
mugGet the color checkmug.

Mirror Check

the act of looking in the mirror and asking your reflection if you are in an okay state mentally. when you aren't you will see the reflection shake their head and go no man you need to maybe stay home today.
I did a mirror check today and it told me today is not the day. I'm staying in.
by RM Brown September 17, 2023
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check steam

A phrase used in the notably Geometry Dash community to misinform them that the 2.2 update released even though it didnt
Troll: Check steam ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2.2 released
Player: sure

2 minutes later

Player: You liar 2.2 hasn’t released
by CheckSteam December 3, 2023
mugGet the check steammug.

pre-release safety-check

Refers to either:
(1) Where you ask a gal if there would be any chance of her getting pregnant before you "let go" inside of her, or
(2) Where --- prior to your letting go of a door and allowing it to close again after you've been holding it open for one or more persons passing through --- you briefly duck your head around said door to make sure there aren't any other people heading for the doorway, thus avoiding your accidentally letting the door slam in the faces of these previously-unobserved folks.
Clueless dude, speaking plaintively to a social-advice counsellor: I always make a point of performing a pre-release safety-check before I let go of a door after holding it open for others; it just seems like a lot of times, the folks who are inside the house or store yell at me to "not let the heat out" or "not let the bugs in". Well, what da HECK am I SPOSTA do --- just blindly let da door slam shut again and risk bruising someone's face?!
Counsellor (gently and seriously): Oh, nooooo --- of course not. I would suggest standing inside the doorway so that you can see both inside and outside at the same time simply by turning your head; that way, you can check for stragglers during the final few seconds while the last person is entering/exiting the room, and thus it will not take any extra time to be safe.
by QuacksO August 29, 2018
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score checked

Being bumped up in hockey based on your points
My son was score checked from B team to A team for being top scorer
by Phunk420 April 2, 2018
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Bhunda check

When a women turns around and gives a cheeky turn around for the DT boys
DT k: gowan give us a bhunda check gravy.

DT M: DT you know the drill, bhunda check obie conobie.
by AP_MUNCHO March 30, 2022
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