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The Canadian Cart

The Shop That Eats Its Competitors For Breakfast.

The shop that's in its own class
Woman 1: "Hey have u guys checked out The Canadian Cart? "
Woman 98: " You mean The Shop Thats been given its competitors a run for their money? Of Course I have!"
by Stranger Danger Son November 23, 2021
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Flipping the Canadian bird

The Canadian version of flipping the bird à la branta canadensis, which involves hiding one’s raised middle finger beneath a mitten, so as to avoid outwardly offending a fellow Canadian (or in order to deceive americans). May or may not occur as they call out a cheery “sorry!!” with a jaunty lil half wave 👋🏼
Setting: -45*C, 🌨, miserable, somewhere in canadia

Wendy: *bumps into Tim*
Tim: “oh sorry!! ☺️👋🏼 🧤🦆” (🥊+🖕🏼)

Wendy: “it’s quite alright :) have a wonderful day!!”

Ryan: “shit dude did you just see Tim flipping the Canadian bird to Wendy!?”

Wayne: “No but I did see him throw up a quick glove goose to Justin when he was in Calgary last week”
by Timmy 🍁 January 25, 2020
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Canadian

Code for for African American, which is used to be discreet.
Wow, a group of Canadian teenagers just boarded the train. Be on the lookout.
by FrankieSanz June 23, 2022
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Canadian Dishwasher

Strongest of all nation's dishwashers. Able to break the handle off multiple Olivia Newtown John Cups.
The Canadian dishwasher was almost as strong as Greg, but not quite. Also, Mrs. Crabtree eats paper.
by Corona penguin August 25, 2025
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Canadian "wildfire"

The act of putting out your cigarette in front of a fan and watching the sparks fly across your carpet.
Don't want a Canadian "wildfire" starting in your living room
by TheNorrisRayven June 30, 2023
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Canadian Polar Bear Dipping

To fuck polar bear poo because its warm and safer than trying to fuck a bear
"Yo bro I just tried Canadian Polar Bear Dipping yesterday"
"Those who know bro"
by ManSquintingAtASheetOfPaper January 13, 2025
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