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Banana-Boner

When a male has such a large erection, (Particularly during sex), that his penis begins to curve upward to resemble the shape of a banana.
Last night was so great, that I got a banana-boner.
by SE123 April 3, 2014
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Scraping boners

When two or more males are over excited to see each other (sometimes due to a long time apart) the excessive show of enthusiasm or appreciation, These individuals can be described to be "Scraping boners"
"Hey Newham and Murray look happy to see each other."

"Yeah they're scraping boners alright.!
by Wreckin'balls March 8, 2009
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Guy Boner

To get a boner from a thing considered homosexual, while not actually being a homosexual.
Jerry got a guy boner when he was tackled in football practice.
by Sombrero Siesta Fiesta August 6, 2011
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Suffer Boner

A pleasurable result amid overwhelming frustration and challenges, most often experienced in bureaucratic processes.
My suffer boner grows more taunt in every meeting.

My suffer boner intensified as the lack of intelligence spewed from his mouth.

Team, I may need a faciotomy for my suffer boner in order to get this approved.
by BullpenBully March 1, 2022
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pressure boner

a boner in which is forced upon by extreme attraction
dude, i didnt want to do anything with her but she was so hot that i got a pressure boner
by Jakoberr August 13, 2011
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Girl Boner

Ellie: OMG! is that Caidie?!
Amy: It certainly is, isn’t she well clapped.
Ellie: No! Not at all, she just gave me the biggest girl boner!
by ripwrn May 10, 2022
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boner donor

A boner doner is a woman or man who is sexy enough to cause a man to recieve a boner, making the woman or man a boner donor.
A: Did you see Britney the other day her hair was stunning!
B: Yes! You just know shes a boner donor.
by fuckitimgoingtohell March 23, 2023
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