koala bear

Animals that are especially adept at climbing.

Mimi shimmied up that stripper pole faster than a koala bear!

by Mimi B. February 27, 2008

Bear Trap

Verb. A "Bear Trap" is performed when one guy walks up to his friend, and, instead of conventionally punching his friend in the nuts, surprises him by clenching onto one's testicles and twisting and crushing said gonads. -WARNING: Considered VERY painful, somewhat homosexual, and highly unsuggested to be performed upon chicks. Yeah... bad idea.

"I made a bet with my friend Josh, and he has two days to pay me back that 5 spot I loaned him or I get to bear trap the holy f#$%ing Jesus out of him... unresisted! Sweet!"-Me

"So that's why you're working out..."-Sister

by Captain Tyfungaree December 21, 2008

Bear Claw

A sex position in which you fist a girl, then open your hand wide and growl like a bear.

"Give her the claw" "It will be a roar of a time" "I gave my roommate a bear claw. It worked really well"

by Honest Abe, Bowlesman April 12, 2014

Feed the Bear

mutual insertion of great toes into partner's anus. can be performed as a daisy chain (see daisy chain)

"i forgot that my toe ring was loose when we fed the bear. my bad..."

by --babyjesus March 1, 2004

bear claw

when you reach into a bag of Lommy Chowder (Molly) with your hand in the shape of a claw and proceed to put your hand in your mouth, the way a bear presumably eats.

Yo dawg, I found our friend Molly! Aren't you stoked? You should do a bear claw.

by kslay not from the bay October 18, 2012

loaded for bear

Carrying more equipment than necessary. Overloaded. It can be used in a variety of ways meaning a person is equipped more than necessary for his/her prey.

A woman dresses "to the nines" with high heels, lipstick, new hair-do, perfume, etc. for club-hopping. "She's loaded for bear."
A youth is going hunting for squirrel but takes his father's high-powered rifle and a shotgun. He's loaded for bear.

by David Porter October 12, 2003

Polar Bear

A used tampon that has no blood on it ,but a lot of female Pussy Juice absorbed in it.

I didn't have my period yet this month. all my tampons were polar bears swimming in open water.

by GRiimJob May 22, 2011