Boned a turkey

I recently heard this in one of my lessons and "boned a turkey" is basically a code name for having banged a girl/boy.

It is most commonly heard around Christmas time or in biology lessons.

"Will, I bet you've boned a few turkeys"

"Yes Sir I have"

"Hey mate I boned a turkey last night"
"How was it?"
"Awesome"

by Cbae17 March 27, 2016

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Bobed Up

Fellatio performed at an extremely high skill level; consisting of the operator utilizing the deep throat technique followed by the twisty in a repeated fashion. These combined actions at various speeds result in the bobbing of the head in an upward and downward motion.

I tried to customize a license plate cover that said "I'd rather be getting a blowjob" but was denied so I settled with, "I'd rather be getting bobed up".

by Creeping Doom May 31, 2017

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Bordel

noun, French and Russian (бордель), masculine

1- Place where gentlemen can acquire the services of women of ill reputation, eg. your mom.
2- (Figurative) Filthy, inextricable mess.
3- (Interjection) Expresses intense feelings, most often anger and exasperation, sometimes surprise and/or contentment, or even whispered while slowly realizing that something just went terribly wrong.

"Mais c'est pas fini ce bordel ?" - Won't you turn it the fuck down ?
"Oh bordel." - A few frenchmen last words

by LordFriteuse June 9, 2017

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Boned

"Bone-d" Verb. The epitome of getting screwed.

Example:

Boss: "Why are you late for work?"
You: "I got boned"
Boss: "What do you mean?"
You: "Well. For starters I poured my cereal for breakfast then found out there was no milk in the fridge then I left for work an hour early and got stuck in 2 hours of traffic"
Boss: "Ah. Yes indeed. Sounds like you've been getting boned the whole morning"

by thekingofbones June 16, 2017

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