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W.O.A.T. 

An acronym for "Worst Of All Time". Commonly used to describe people who exhibit qualities such as talking out of ones ass, completely distorting the truth, and being a tool in general. People who suffer from being a W.O.A.T. often live in pathetic suburban townships and pretend to do things like put out house fires, usually started by the aforementioned W.O.A.T.

W.O.A.T's tend to live in cushy condo's with other W.O.A.T.'s, some of who might own exotic animals. For all their flaws, W.O.A.T.'s tend to be fiercely loyal, often completely mirroring the actions and mannerisms of people who choose to deal with them.
Hallo W.O.A.T. !
W.O.A.T. by Doctor Consig M.D. August 17, 2009
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Me and the boys at 2am 

Joe: look at this meme
Meme: Me and the boys at 2am lookin for B E A N S
Jim: n i c e

n.a.t.s. 

in the south we aint got thots, we got n.a.t.s.
n.a.t.s. by Cyphoon April 5, 2017

P I Z Z A T I E M 

always P I Z Z A T I E M goode

Because you touch yourself at night 

The truly ultimate responce to any kind of stupid or annoying "why" question, or simply to a question you cannot answer.
That answer will totally piss off annoying kids who ask too many questions.
See also: because you're gay.
Kid: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Tour guide: Because you touch yourself at night.

Son: Why do you drink so much, dad?
Dad: Because you touch yourself at night!

Little brother: Why don't you ever let me into your room?
Big brother: Because you touch yourself at night, you little brat!

to make a pass at 

To flirt with someone.
- Are you trying to make a pass at me ?
- Not that I'm aware of.
to make a pass at by maximovitch January 26, 2011
A.T.M. means Ass To Mouth. As in, your banging a chick in the ass, you pull it out and she gives you head.
Yo, that chick I took home from the bar last night, we did A.T.M.
A.T.M. by ItIsI November 9, 2012