alex sucks

When somone is named Alex and he is actually good at every single game, but you scream at him and say "ALEX SUCKS" to piss him off

alex sucks-"Alex you fucking suck how did you die to that kid?"-when the kid is the best on their team
When somone is named Alex and he is actually good at every single game, but you scream at him and say "ALEX SUCKS" to piss him off

by jpthebest December 23, 2020

alex hayes

The greatest man in the world. His dick is bigger than Jesus’ forearm. He will rupture your insides and he will most definitely make you walk weird for about a week. And above all that he’s sweet and kind.

Why aren’t you in work today?
Because gurlll I had Alex Hayes at mine last night

by Mypussyalwayswet May 31, 2018

Alex and Samantha

The cutest couple ever

omg they are so Alex and Samantha

by Samwithyourmom:) December 8, 2021

Alex Lake

The most beautiful girl anyone, will ever know, ever. Alex Lake is amazing in every way you can imagine. No single person is equal to the height of status as Alex Lake. If anyone is lucky enough to know an Alex Lake, they should feel humbled and proud, as just being in the company of such a deity would make them feel happy right through to the soul.

Who is that wonderful girl over there?
Oh, that's Alex Lake, aren't you just amazed by her beauty?

by Dey See Meh Trollin August 21, 2011

Alex Vance

He's a carebear. The one with the good hair. Wheat Thin knees. Duck toes. Oh yeah I love those. Smack him with kindness and he'll beat you up with love.

Yeah oh yeah, if I only had a friend like Alex Vance.

by goobsmack July 7, 2017

Alex Quinn

Alex Quinn is a sexy guy who has an addiction to designing Karen houses and stiring tea. But ngl he is pretty cool.

Who is Alex Quinn?

Oh he is that amazingly weird guy who used to be friends with Nathan

by Hisoka.the.babysitter September 20, 2020

Alex Wolff

Nat Wolff's 10-year-old brother. He is also in the Naked Brothers Band. He plays the drums.

Alex Wolff also writes songs.

by Josh June 10, 2008