boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.

guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

by booty42069 April 24, 2018

asian rowboat

When there are three asians on a rowboat, role playing gay sex. By eating each other’s ass.

I saw gays on an asian rowboat.

by CoCoToasty June 5, 2018

asian tea

When two Asian women scissor and pour tea over their body

They definitely like to Asian tea!

by Zakk_.xx June 7, 2018

Asian

Someone with a small penis

Your a asian

by Jakkshak June 21, 2019

Coh-hen Lee Asian detective

Responsible but not mentally active.

Person one "Hey, have you seen Coh-hen Lee Asian Detective."
Person two "Yea is he the one that is responsible but not mentally active?"

by XxOld_MatexX November 6, 2019

asian tony

A gay queer who only loves other tonys. fe tony the tiger tony stark. but he means well for the lgbtq communtiy and the anit toaster screwing peopl

your an asian tony

by qwacke November 7, 2019

asian sandbox

When ye tits are noice and hard

Person1: this cold weather is giving me some Asian sandbox

Person2: oh wow same John

by Real definitions for realz November 13, 2019