jay

A crippled fat autistic kid with a small willy that can only say “clark clark” like a chicken

“Look at jay’s small willy”
“Why can jay only say clark clark? He kind of sounds like a chicken”

by You should have been a part ti July 24, 2023

Beyoncefication and Jay-Zification of Louvre

From 'Beyonce and Jay-Z. The decision to exhibit a Beyonce and Jay-Z's artwork/video at the world-renowned Louvre Museum of Paris, France.
The slogan "Black is Beautiful" owed its existence to the ethnocentric 'Weltanschauung' or worldview that has been characterized by what A. Cesaire calls "European reductionism." Louvre's commercial decision is an advertisement that has elevated the African-American celeb couple to the same status as Da Vinci, thereby acknowledging that "Black is Beautiful."

"The Beyoncefication and Jay-Zification of Louvre: Make Black Beautiful Again" (by Zekeh Gbotokuma)
"The Beyoncefication and Jay-Zification of Louvre is, to some extent, a "Mea Culpa" confession. Through it, France (and the western world in general) is correcting and overcoming Eurocentrism and obsolete pseudo-scientific theories that have ostracized Africa and reduced Africans to second-class humans and cosmocitizens. The Beyoncefication and Jay-Zification of Louvre is one of the best possible ways of practicing the French republican ideals of LIBERTE, EGALITE & FRATERNITE" (Z. Gbotokuma).

by Cosmocitizen June 23, 2018

PB and Jayed it

Having diarrhea while leaking period blood at the same time.

I was so embarrassed! I PB and Jayed it at work today. {shit} {period}

by SilverSheilds May 15, 2018

Jays Ketamine

The Beloved Powder which Jay Caffola holds close to his heart

Jays Ketamine really tastes good

by Omegaalollus February 15, 2020

Jay Z

A guy that thinks any guy with a variation of the name Shawn should die if they don't spell their name exactly like he does. He has banana clips to convert to try and convert them, no matter what culture they come from.

Jay Z shot a guy named Shaun in an argument over which way was the right way to spell their name. You should see what he did to Shane for thinking he was a cowboy.

by The Original Agahnim July 14, 2021

jay

peice of fucking shit. the scum of the earth. will get you pregnant and then leave once the abortion is done. but dick, that shit is addictive, clearly.

fuck you jay i fucking hate you jay eat shit jay

by bigassjiggles129 June 14, 2022

Lazy Jay

Drinking heavily until the point you pass out and float uncontrollably around a lazy river

"Man, we got a free afternoon let's hit the pool and fucking Lazy Jay!!"
"This party is a bust, time to Lazy Jay this shit!!"

by Urban Gif March 28, 2024