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Bill Gates Syndrome

When you sucked at school or dropped out while your friends didn't, either because you were lazy, poor, or slow (or a mix of two or the three).... and later on it turns out you owned them (whatever the meaning) and they're pretty much in shit.
Steven: Me and my brother both dropped out in 10th grade.. but 15 years later we now co-own a bitchass enterprise and make millions a year. Dylxseia can go kiss my ass.

Laura: Sounds like a case of Bill Gates Syndrome.. :P
by Mr Laiuo March 14, 2018
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Unbelieva-Bills

NJ's best place for a childs party. State of the art arcades and games make it a great place for children. Half of Waldwick works there. They are quickly expanding into a possible chain.
Hey where should i get a cheap but GREAT party for my child? oh check out Unbelieva-Bills.
by Thatmom24 May 13, 2009
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bill’s breath

The worst scent in the world. Caused by Strawberry tom’s toothpaste; without brushing
Teacher A”Did you smell bill’s breath today?”
Teacher B”Yeah, sadly”
by SavageCloud January 1, 2018
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brandon bills$

Brandon Bills$ Is someone who will protect his family at all cost! Aka YOUR COST because he will sue the pants off of you especially if you embarrass him. He is one of those dudes that would show up to a bowling alley with boxing gloves instead of bowling shoes. He’s much like Leroy brown. When Brandon walks into a room his presence is so threatening, the entire room will jump him.
Julio: “Aye man, they are tossing some dude by the hair on the slippery lanes like he a bowling bowl!“

Lawyer: I wonder if they will be paying in cash, credit, or Brandon Bills$
by Holdmeclose February 24, 2022
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Dry Bill

An Action, Puting an absorbent material around ones finger and drying the cheek inside someones mouth. Opposite of a Wet Willy. Timing is key, being bitten is failure.
Sawyer snuck up on Luke with a Paper Towel around his finger. Like a fisherman on a lucky day he hooked his prey and dried some moisture from the left interior mouth cheek. Triumphantly he cheered and invented the "Dry Bill"
by Mean Tom Sawyer December 22, 2020
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Handsome Bill

Being the best-looking guy at your job, often attracting unwanted sexual advances from co-workers. So-called due to the potential for others slipping paper currency in the back of one's pants.
Dude, that Mike is such a Handsome Bill, Kathy slipped him a 20 yesterday.

Don't be made because I got the raise instead of you, I'm the Handsome Bill around here.

Don't even come in here acting like you're the Handsome Bill, you haven't had a date in months.
by ThaRu October 1, 2012
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Not Bill and Bobby worthy

When your friends you introduced to each other no longer invite you out for a drink they just go without you
I just got a video text of Bill and Bobby having a drink without me. I guess I am not Bill and Bobby worthy
by Artie T April 22, 2019
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