Tactical Jerk

1. to masturbate when you’ve woken up, but before you’re out of bed to awaken yourself

2. to masturbate when you’re about to fall asleep, causing yourself to relax and sleep

“Man I was tired this morning I had to hit a tactical jerk.”

by Count Jerkula February 11, 2025

Insta jerk

When you jerk off while going around in hot girls Instagram pages

“Yea man been fixing to insta jerk I saw Samantha’s post”

by Акула May 31, 2020

jerking off with happiness

You like the pleasure your self in a sexual way to cause a slight of happiness which is not given to you by a women at this point.

I'm having a wank because I'm lonely, so jerking off with happiness is the way to go.

by Jesus da bomb January 28, 2014

Fact-Jerking

When people tweak facts with opinions.

You are fact-jerking again. "You think I want to mislead you into thinking that mother Earth has round curves, despite the flatness that you see, right?"

by ickylucre January 21, 2021

Nap jerk

When your head drops suddenly from dozing off

I had a mean nap jerk during math class

by Nutzy28282 September 04, 2022

Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap

my theory is that (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) isn't working on (ANALOG HORROR) because (SEXUAL REASON)!!! surely this wont make every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable!
(makes every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable)
GRR... HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I SEXUALIZE (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) FOR NOT WORKING ON (ANALOG HORROR)!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WILL LET ME SEXUALIZE MINORS!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT!!!

Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap is WEIRD!!!

by 1willwoodfan0 May 30, 2023

Death Circle Jerk

The act of sitting in a circle with a group of guys while jerking each other off so hard that you try to basically murder their penis with such force that they have a cumshot of a lifetime.

My friend Elias died while performing the death circle jerk.

by NLJTGETSWOLLORDIE September 14, 2017