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velvet ham sandwich

When a woman bounces her vagina off the forehead or mouth of a man...or woman.
She gave him a velvet ham sandwich and then I blew my load.
by Booshaker August 23, 2016
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Hawaiian ham sandwhich

The act of putting 5 toes in between two slices of bread and sucking on each individual toe
Hey babe, how do you feel about a Hawaiian ham sandwhich?
by Michael Coccaro January 20, 2018
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HAM

Man, it's been a long ass day. I'm gonna go HAM.
by hamboy6969 January 31, 2018
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ham

muslims favouraite food
'i love ham'
by Cons2pation nation February 8, 2018
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Ham

Person 1: look at her outfit!
Person 2: I know right that girl came out looking a HAM
by TheyCallMeQ February 2, 2017
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green eggs and ham

a moldy stank ass cunt that dont know when to shut up
gawd jenni is such a GREEN EGGS AND HAM she needs to shut the fuck up!
by huehuehuesuck February 6, 2017
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Ham

A stupid ass nigga that falls for online instagram scammers 😂🤦🏽 ♂️ Mainly gullib
Scammer: Send that 50$ bro
Ham: Bet bro this shit is so crazy ! Im gonna be so rich *Sends it*
Scammer: U fuckin ham *Blocks ham*
by Kasherquon October 17, 2019
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