Chud Baby

A baby who comes from unfortunate or nasty origins. Comes from the term for discarded semen often called chud. Used most often as an insult for someone you vehemently hate.

"Poor Tyrone... have you seen his chud baby? I heard he also has one fugly baby's momma on his back. Damn."

"Jacob is nothing but a fat chud baby- I hope he fails the LSAT."

by Michelle Tanner August 25, 2006

bondage baby

The submissive partner in a BDSM relationship. Often refers to a slave or sub who can't get enough of bondage; a masochist who gets off on being bound and (sometimes) gagged.

"She's a real bondage baby. She just loves it when her Master ties her up and flogs her. You should hear her moan!"

by lyndal May 31, 2007

butthole baby

When you are dropping a deuce, and it is so wide it feels like you just pooped out a small baby.

"Wow Jon, I just took a crap and I think I may have done some permanant damage with that last butthole baby."

by Aaron Wassman May 03, 2007

Keepanigga Baby

When a nigga' gets inside a bitch, and that bitch be keepin' the baby.

John fucked Sally. Sally got pregnant. Sally decided to keep the baby, to keep John around. You ask, "Hey, why's John still dating Sally?" Response? "Sally had a Keepanigga baby, and that nigga' got screwed."

by Hoye August 06, 2008

eat babies

To swallow when going down on a guy

Barbra said she's never gonna eat babies again after I called her a cannibal last time.

by Jew Lightning August 25, 2007

Baby Stomping

The act of crushing a baby with a blow delivered at high velocity by a foot.

Doug loves to go baby stomping. He stomps babies every Thursday night, after the Cancer Club.

by embryriddlesux May 12, 2009

beaner babies.

a child of mexican/hispanic decent usually from birth to about three or four.

#1: omg look at all these mexican children running around this apartment complex.

#2: they prefer the term beaner babies.

#1: oh, forreal?

by lafreddd. August 29, 2010