Ham Aslume

A fictional parody of the DC Comics Arkham Asylum that originated from the ever-insane BatmanArkham subreddit. Known patients include Man, the Jonkler, Bone, and Dick.

"Why hasn't Jonkler escaped the Ham Aslume? Is he stupid?"

by Michael Machiel April 14, 2024

ham closet

The snatch

9hh baby I love your ham closet

by Ham closet October 7, 2021

Ms. Ham

Most pretty High School Teacher ever!

Friend: Hey you know Ms. Ham?
Me: yEah, She is my sexuality.

by Hylde June 22, 2021

ham and yam

When something super dope just happened or is about to happen.

Similar to "Shake and Bake."

Could also describe banging someone.

Brah: Yo dog, I just got a new Bench PR!

Brah's Brah: Nice! I been makin' some serious gains!

Brah: Ham and yam!

by Britt_ April 5, 2015

Tossing a ham

That thing where you masturbate, take a shit, and throw up at the same time. AKA the trifecta

If I party too hard, I’ll end up tossing a ham

by Fionna Schwab October 29, 2023

sack of old ham

Used to describe an assblast or a fuckface

That guy is seriously a sack of old ham

by Mr. yee November 30, 2017

ham sleeve

Another term for vagina. Similar to sausage wallet.

"Hey ladies! Let me wear your ham sleeves!"

by SoyElHombreVajina March 26, 2016