Bread Things

the Holy Food of placeboism

bread rolls with cheese and bacon melted on top

by DeeDee Ramone January 2, 2005

bread

the coolest food on the entire planet and always type it in the group chat when you don’t know what’s going on

*people arguing in the groupchat*

me: bread

by breadddddstickkkk May 4, 2021

The Great Bread Scandal

The Great Bread Scandal was started by Thomas McKenna in an elaborate attempt to push the workers of 2022 towards the bullshit option of being paid by literal loaves of bread instead of actual money. Thus, the term "let's get this bread" was coined as a memoir to the historic event.

I'm tired of this bullshit we need the great bread scandal again.

Pay me with some loaves like the great bread scandal and I'll quit.

by Thomas Mcflurry June 24, 2022

The bread is rising

What to say to an aroused woman with a yeast infection.

Woman: My pussy is destroyed, why am I still horny?

Man: The bread is rising...

by H4XOR13 May 2, 2024

bird bread

The first and last piece of bread in a loaf that no one likes

Bro through out that bird bread!

by Jharp44 December 12, 2015

Bread-Day

Anniversary of the day a person realizes they're/becomes communist, socialist, and/or anarchist.

Vlad: "Oh, shit... I realized it's just been a whole year since I became a communist."
Karl: "Hey, congrats... Happy Bread-Day, comrade!"

by comrade_dakota_ October 27, 2022

Joe Mama's Bread

Joe Mama's Bread is defined as the bread owned by Joe Mama

Timmy ate Joe Mama's bread. That made them very sad.

by Roar1224 October 2, 2023