I-lean

A person typically of the female gender, who appears to have but one leg and slightly leans as she ever-so drunkenly falls flat on her face, yes she is then leaning with the plain.

Also a very large house trained pig with her titties hangin to the floor, she appears to always be leaning to milk those little hogs

Oh my god Jack, look it's I-lean and she has been drinkin again, she's horizontal with the plain.

Hey I-lean quit draggin your milk infested breasts on the floor please, and while your at it pick your damn gut off the floor when you walk dammit!

by shawn Peterson November 11, 2006

Vitamin I

Ibuprofen, a non opiate, non steroidal, anti-inflammatory drug

After the surgery they gave me a prescription for Vitamin I, but it was for a higher dose than is available over the counter.

by The Return of Light Joker September 11, 2011

I Know

disbelief...... shock.... just like I know you didn't

I know that heffa did not just call me a ho!! Here Shaquan- hold my earring- I'ma tear that bitch up!!

by lady D April 24, 2005

i stan

i stan is used to describing how much you think someone is a skinny legend.

person on IG: omg i stan this skinny legend. ariana grande could never!!!!

by shookethes September 13, 2018

I think I broke a hamstring...

What you say when you think you are hurt, or not ok.

Person 1: Are you OK?
Person 2: No, I think I broke a hamstring...

by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 April 5, 2021

I Mask, Therefore I Am.

When tens of thousands of people worldwide suddenly realize their existence or mortality after wearing a face mask in public, because they are conscious or paranoid of their physical look for vanity reasons or otherwise.

Trump, who ridiculed his political rival for publicly donning a mask, narcissistically told his diehard supporters after he’s infected with the coronavirus, “I mask, therefore I am.”

by MathPlus March 9, 2021

I

I think I got it…
You were overthinking…
That is why the deleting…
But you are going to say with believing…
And no more back to that doubt you were seeing…

I love you!!!
How I wait to finally show YOU!!
And you are right BELIEVE!!
And know…
I love YOU

by Just a girl with 💔 October 10, 2023