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Jimmy

Jimmy the type of guy once you see him you can't take your eyes off him. Man he is just that guy. Has the biggest dick in his school. Most popular kid in High school, but doesn't peak there. He then becomes one of the best athletes ever or a smokin hot porn star. Every black dude invites him to the cook out, and give him the n-word pass, then they get on there knees and start bowing while sucking his huge ass cock. Fuck it then all the smokin hot porn stars from around the world undress and have an 8 sum with him (him being the only male). He could dictate the world if he wanted, but he ain't into that Hitler shit. He is definitely helping out in the community solving world peace and helping in elderly homes, or helping put food on kids plates that don't have any. He also has like 10 kids because his wife gets to excited. The whole world loves him and he is finding a place for us to live when the earth falls apart. FERDA
That guy is a jimmy. ( meaning he is the most perfect human ever)

All niggas love Jimmy. ( meaning everyone loves jimmy)
by Everyonelovesjimmy4 January 18, 2022
mugGet the Jimmymug.

jimmy goat

Like a billy goat, but can't bleet. When this happens, you get goat screaming memes. A jimmy goat is one that makes short, constantly interrupted yells in succession and then draws them out. Inspired by the fictitious character Jimmy Valmer from South Park.
"Look at this goat screaming video! It's hilarious!"
"Oh yeah, that's a jimmy goat."
by InHoc Urban April 11, 2015
mugGet the jimmy goatmug.

Jimmy

He slipped his jimmy and now she got an STD
by Dr.pro May 4, 2022
mugGet the Jimmymug.

Jimmy james

Jimmy James is the biggest chavvi 💪💪
Jimmy James is massive and a big chavvi
by anonymous November 22, 2021
mugGet the Jimmy jamesmug.

Jimmy Ham

Jimmy Ham Pork was born in Hawk Tuah County, Ohio, and is part of the Porkston Family lineage, Related to John Pork and Billy Bacon,Youngest in the family. Youngest son of Joana Pork and John Pork Sr. Jimmy Ham was a baseball prodigy in highschool, however his career got cut short due to discrimination against pigs. He then enlisted to fight for the toilets in the "Great Skibidi War", which provided some internal family conflict due to some allegiance with the camera heads. During episode 72 of "skibidi toilet" He was incapacitated due to a hamstring injury and returned back to the family compound in Atlanta. During the Skibidi Toilet war he became acquainted with Tyrone Turkey, and married his sister Tarissa Turkey. Tarissa Turkey and Jimmy Hams relationship was looked down upon by their families due to previous conflict between Turkeys and Pigs during the "Great Thanksgiving trial of Ohio". However, they were able to put apart their differences and the families became very tight and they all moved to the Pork Family Compound in Atlanta. Ham and Turkey had 2 kids, Jawn Appel who was born as an apple because of herdeitary issues between Pig and Turkey genes, and Johnny Ham, the youngest son.
"Jimmy Ham, the youngest son of the Porkston Family."
"Hey Adrian Pork, Did Jimmy Ham call you?"
by Pork Historical Society September 27, 2024
mugGet the Jimmy Hammug.

jimmy johns shitdick

when u had jimmy johns earlier in the day, then get fucked in the ass.

Defined by the lovely "ally"
After he fucked me in the ass I turned around to give him top but he had jimmy johns shitdick, courtesy of me
by your mother120894203729857 December 7, 2017
mugGet the jimmy johns shitdickmug.

Pulled a Jimmy

When you are singing, humming, mouthing, or whistling a notoriously famous song, and some guy, be it a friend or someone you don't know at all, starts singing the words to the famous song with you timidly and awkwardly, making you stop singing immediately. Typically the theory of "pulling a Jimmy" can be tested by walking towards the person in question, and singing "we are the champions." If the person joins you a couple words in, he is deemed to be pulling a Jimmy. **Warning** avoid singing around these people once you have caught on to them! Or better yet.... try and see how many times in a row you can get the fool to join you in singing gayly and then tell all of your friends!
Dude, I went downstairs and started singing "Doe, a deer, a female deer," and this guy named Jimmy started singing with me and I stopped immediately because it was extremely gay. He seriously pulled a Jimmy there.
by Jextasy October 3, 2008
mugGet the Pulled a Jimmymug.

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