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Your Mother

The person that can't get enough of my cock
Your mother stroked my genetals last night
by Wanglechild December 13, 2020
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your mom

The thing with the most mass in the entire universe so far. Unlike a black hole which also has a lot of mass. She doesn't attract stuff. She knocks them back and you know why? BECAUSE YO MAMA UGLY
your mom was so fat. The Chinese used her as inspiration for the great wall of China.
by Bigcoochieman42069 December 14, 2020
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how’s your aunt

The way to tell a man he is extremely hawt ;)
That guy is so fine , I’m gonna ask about his aunt .

Hey how’s your aunt ? We should date king :)
by Realhawtgorllll December 15, 2020
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I'll have your head

A threat basically meaning that the recipient is in very serious trouble if certain conditions are met.
If I find out you're lying to me, then by God, I'll have your head!
by Stupidly Sophisticated December 16, 2020
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Fuck up your walls

by Bunny74 December 17, 2020
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Reveal your secrets day

A day where if anyone keeps a secret from you, you can ask them to reveal it, and by law they must. Takes place on January 12th
Guy 1: dude, this game is amazing!
Guy 2: what game are you playing?
Guy 1: sorry, it’s kinda nsfw so I’m gonna keep it a secret.
Guy 2: you have to reveal it, it’s reveal your secrets day.
by BlueFurry December 18, 2020
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