Let me break it down for you, Mark. Your mother and I have a relationship that's all about a master/slave dynamic. When I said she was more like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal way possible. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it's because we were getting a dog? That was a lie, son. Truthfully, your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around the backyard. She's usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, but the whole thing is her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture -- she once took a full-sized, adult woman shit in my dockers. Your mother is one fucked-up slut, Mark. And I love her, but im not bringing that energy back to Viltrum with me. Frankly? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who molested her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that woman's head and I just dont know I'm strong enough to fuck it all away.
by collegegrappler December 24, 2023
Get the let me break it down for you markmug. by Jdlj1983 May 14, 2024
Get the Put you on a shirtmug. 
how did your game change for, I’m going to say the better, when you joined the Mafia with Matt and I? Oh Naur!!! Im turning into Bowie Jane.
by Mechanical_11037 November 12, 2023
Get the how did your game change for, I’m going to say the better, when you joined the Mafia with Matt and I?mug. 2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!
~silence~
My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!
~silence~
by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023
Get the Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!mug. This phrase terrifies me to my very core because of one IGP video. It's this video about a subway train and somewhere at the end, the speaker that usually repeats the same phrases over and over again suddenly says a single very very unnerving loOk beHind youuu and Jesus Christ it scared the absolute hell out of me and IGP like AAAAAAA
Me: wow this video is pretty spooky
Speaker: ...police have investigated the murd- loOk beHind youuu
IGP: YO WTF
Me: YO WTF (but I'm more terrified)
Speaker: ...police have investigated the murd- loOk beHind youuu
IGP: YO WTF
Me: YO WTF (but I'm more terrified)
by wtf do I write in here bro July 16, 2024
Get the look behind youmug. by Target practice January 11, 2024
Get the bindi youmug.