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shit bomb

happened to me while I was giving anal to my girlfriend, she couldn't hold it and shat on my pepe the frog boxers, what a waste!
by souhailthedabboy May 24, 2020
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shit punch

shit punch: Losing a piece of one's mind, and literally shitting in your hand to punch someone in the face with said shit.
Larry shit punched his wife for nagging him incessantly about something she could have done instead of nagging him for 20 years.
by Trayniac May 1, 2016
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Shit Bank

Shit Bank; Verb; Stocking up on shit and let it all out on your partner when having sex
"Im about to Shit Bank your pussy ass.
by BlueCockEater69 February 27, 2024
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shit-day slalom

(noun)
a day so totally crappy that it seemed like a race down a winding, spiraling, horrendous F-you course, marked by more and more notable shittiness happening to you at blinding speed, one event after another, and accruing more crappiness at every moment, totally beyond your control, until the end.
Man. Joe was caught waxing it in the office bathroom, then heard that his girlfriend cheated on him, THEN got a $325 speeding ticket on the way home. He's had a total shit-day slalom.
by Holly M S February 15, 2012
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Makin' shit

Simply put, eating. This act inevitably leads to the production of shit.
person 1- "I'm starving man"
person 2-"Me too, I feel like makin' shit"
by Mad Mike the manic October 25, 2010
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Shit crib

When playing cribbage, a crib that contains no points is called a "shit crib".
I can't believe there are no points in my crib: I got a shit crib.
by Natybumpo March 27, 2024
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Baby-shitting

the post-anal cum dump
I met up with Todd last night. You know, "The Ass Blaster"? Let's just say he left me baby-shitting.
by PlinkDinky September 21, 2022
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