Gobble your garbage

Same meaning as to "give head" or a "blowjob". Can also be defined as "deep-throating", and swallowing all that comes out.
"I gobbled my boyfriends garbage last night."

"A gave him a blowjob, but also gobbled his garbage."

"I was just going to suck you off, but now I'm going to gobble your garbage."
by The Lanzer April 18, 2010
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an insult to bullies when they are making fun of you where you say that he was born on bed when his parents had sex
bullie: give me my lunch

me: you look like you were born on bed while your parents did the dirty!
by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH March 27, 2024
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If someone tells you to go and hit your ankle on a scooter, they're most likely evil and want you to die. When someone tells you that, you are highly recommended to keep away from those people for the rest of your life.
Adam: Go hit your ankle on a scooter you idiot!
Micheal: *Moves to another country*
by Neo1313 November 11, 2019
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Your butt

It pretty goes at the end of every statement
Girl 1: where are you going?
Girl 2: in your butt
by Fooksutwo11689 November 18, 2019
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stomp a mudhole in your ass

to be beaten senseless or near death not being able to fight back
dude if you keep letting your dogs tear up my property im going to stomp a mudhole in your ass

man are you threatening me

no dude im just telling you to keep your dogs off my property or im going to stomp a mudhole in your ass

ok man i got you
by bluebear January 14, 2025
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get your crumbs at the ready

Preparing to make fun of somebody, hence the term "crumb," which means to make fun of. The term parodies medieval battles with archers getting ready to fire at their enemy.
A completely unattractive chick walks by and two guys are trying not to laugh.
-"Oh God..."
-"Get your crumbs at the ready!"
And away they go teasing her deliberately.
by acrestare July 01, 2011
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Juggle your cheese

When you are angry at your fellow chef for handling Camembert disrespectfully when it’s a delicate cheese.
Oi mate! Don’t juggle your cheese like that.. You’re gonna upset it’s feeling. Cunt.
by Bickerith May 31, 2019
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