National Ask Your Crush Out Day

National Ask Your Crush Out Day is where whoever you ask out, has to say yes. If they say no then you can slap them :D Then show them this. Congrats.

"Will you go out with me? Cant say no, its NATIONAL ASK YOUR CRUSH OUT DAY."

by Kool Kid Drip April 9, 2021

Kan your garoos.

The act of going into someone's "garoos" and kaning them. It is legal to kan someone's garoos without consent.

I'm going to kan your garoos.

by Iorn ghost April 10, 2021

ghosts of your paternal aunt

interjection indicates a strong feeling of distrust towards the other party's responses or claims. Used to call bullshit on someone's claims.

Ryan: I'm not touching or moving anything on your desk.
Ebi: GHOSTS OF YOUR PATERNAL AUNT! I just saw you grab a box of matches. Put it back!

by BramT April 11, 2021

fiddle with your middle

masterbate.

"Dude you are clearly out of your mind, she is out of your league,, forget about her,, dude, just go home and fiddle with your middle, believe me you will thank me in the morning.

by vinman59 April 12, 2021

Now's your chance to add your own!

Yes it is

Now's your chance to add your own!

by Just do it man April 13, 2021

Your Mother

Sean Connery's insult to Alex Trebek on SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy

Alex: Sean Connery in the lead with -17000$
Sean: That is what your mother said last night

by ThatWinnipegerTanjeen April 13, 2021

When you get all your words approved

Either your words definition's are really funny or an editor is just giving you a good time.

When you get all your words approved and have over 40 definitions

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021