shit ton

n. 1,000 metric tons, or 2,204,624.4202 pounds

I have a shit ton of timber to haul today.

by PuffTheHoneyBadger December 5, 2020

Smoking dog shit

The act or use of inhaling fumes emitted from heroin.

Aye man whats the move tonight?? Just regular stuff, prolly gon be smoking dog shit

by Kengor November 25, 2020

Shit pasting

The act of using fecal matter as a glue like substance for crafting.

Grandma jane and I were Shit pasting a nice new bird house for the yard yesterday when i visited.

by Lemureslayer November 23, 2020

shit blog post

UD's way of telling you that you're full of crap and that you don't deserve to have your word published.

To understand what definitions we publish and reject, check out this shit blog post
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by brendon'sbae February 10, 2017

Shit

A curse word for poop, commonly used to talk down to others.

You are such a piece of shit.

by cerealinspiresme14 April 11, 2017

shit sock

A small whole in a sock that may get dog or cat shit in it .

oh look honey, I have a shit sock. That darn cat pooped on the floor again.

by mikey81p November 17, 2020

The shit

God, A phrase used to describe a place of euphoric high and devastating lows..no one truly knows the shit, but we praise it when things go right, we step in it when things go wrong.

These beats are the shit.

I fucked up an got fired, cuz I stepped in the shit.

by MistaSinista January 11, 2019