I’ll give you my llama

One way to pick up Latino chics (or guys if ur gay) in bars

Also slang for I’ll give you my dick

“Como te llama?”
“Oh I’ll give you my llama

by BitchAs February 18, 2018

you

someone reading an urban dictionary definition of you written in 2021. i wonder if any depressed teenagers will be reading this in 2033

why are you wasting your life like this?

by gaymergirll June 14, 2021

.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 28, 2025

beat you to oblivion

To savagely beat someone beyond the mere confines of life and death, to a point where an inter-dimensional portal opens up and, in a blinding maelstrom hot as a supernova, sweeps the carcass of the beaten person up into the atmosphere, breaking all known laws of physics, and leaving no trace of the beaten person behind.

Sapphire: "Get down to the store, we need some groceries."
Kingfish: "Uh, I lost all my money at the racetrack."
Sapphire (grabbing a rolling pin): "I'm gonna beat you to oblivion!"

by IGKYA53 April 22, 2020

you

why did you need to search this up in urban dictionary, just why

i searched up you in urban dictionary

by yar 07 September 22, 2023

you sunshine you temptress

a popular line from the harry styles song ‘fine line’

you sunshine - meaning they light up your world but can also be negative by burning you if you spend too long with them or get too close, just like the real sun, it lights up the world but can burn you if you spend too long in it or get too close.

you temptress - someone who tempts you to do things, usually someone set out to allure someone or seduce them.

“you sunshine you temptress
my hands at risk, i fold”

by ana :> November 28, 2024

you have bevel

When you gotta tell someone they have the bevel tool in Blender to make a triangle.

YOU HAVE BEVEL, TYLER!

by DimpsyBoots November 2, 2019