You

You're actually searching yourself?

You: *Types "YOU"*

Urban Dictionary: "Hola, soy Dora. Can you tell me why you SEARCHED YOURSELF?"

by Yourself, who else? January 22, 2021

wyd you up?

A common text used by the notorious “hoodville” on instagram to get a girls attention late at night

“wyd you up?… sent at 11:23pm”

by #1 angel hater November 12, 2023

Yeah, I'll watch reality tv with you

The phrase a person who has no interest in reality tv tells the person who does have interest in reality tv that they have feelings for them. It's a genuinely sweet gesture with no expectation for love making. It's just so that the person will be near the other.

Ashley: "Hey, I know you don't like cooking shows, but there's a finale on tonight. Would you like to watch it with me?"
Michael: "Yeah, I'll watch reality tv with you. I'll watch anything as long as I am near you. I care deeply about you."
Ashley: "Wow! Wow! Wow!"

by von groovy June 28, 2024

...and the whore you rode in on!

A mondegreen of the charmingly derogatory phrase "well fuck you and the horse you rode in on".

In the days before trains, motorcars and aeroplanes represented a relatively less expensive source of mechanical horsepower, the wealth gap divided knights, kings, nobles and others who could afford horses from paupers who could not. Polo was "the sport of kings" as the trained polo horses cost a fortune with many drowned during heated water polo matches. The resentment was thinly-veiled and phrased in terms of "get off your high horse" to knock the would-be rider off the pedestal.

Transport is now plentiful (while certainly not free) but the cost of paid adult companionship still largely starts in the three-figures-per-hour range and can go up to, well, the sky's the limit. The mile high club remains an amusement for the idle rich.

Hence the resentment of you...and the whore you rode in on!

by bitchuck September 11, 2025

my love for you

bigger than infinity squared, bigger than infinity to the power of infinity, bigger than anything ever

my love for you

by y0u4m0m December 23, 2023

You Should've Been There

A shitty way to prevent embarrassment from telling a story horribly and getting a poor reaction. Usually aggravates the hell out of me.

"And then he goes to motorboat her-Ya know what, you should've been there!"

by WellFuckMyAss May 18, 2017

You still baby

Meaning: you (receiver) are his/her toy (boo/baby) that they have limited feeling for. But still not quite worthy enough to qualify being his/her boyfriend/girlfriend. Also known as a sympathy title.

* used in reference when referring to a side piece.

i.e "Even tho we didn't work out 'you still baby."

by JujuWordEater December 27, 2016