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What the fuck do we get from this? 98% of this shit we just forget in life. What do we need math for in a career? Only careers that you want math in is a career that requires a math degree. If I want to be a YouTuber, what the fuck do I need math for? What do I need science for? What do I need social for? Like, what the fuck. If I want to be a fucking taxi driver, all I need is math to add up the money expense.
1- Hey, what's your favorite subject in school?
2- All of them are pointless for my future.

1- What do you mean?
2- I want to be a youtuber, not a scientist.
1- Well my favorite subject is science!

10 years later...

2- So, how's it going being a scientist?
1-Oh, I gave up on that a while ago. School did nothing for me about that
2-So, do you understand what I meant now?
1-Yup.
by fuckingdrugdealer June 16, 2022
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middle school drama

This sentence summarizes why some teenage Starbucks girls go to school some days.
Rose: Ugh, Did you hear about brad... He's dating Emily now.
Evallyse: Ya ikr
Ryan: Can you guys stop with this middle school drama now? I'm just trying to learn.
by poopystinkyanas June 16, 2022
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Camden County Technical School

A high school in South Jersey with tons of different specialties. There may not be football, but there’s cooler stuff like their awesome robotics team, a swim team, etc. Great diversity. Also more commonly called CCTS by those in the area.
Stacy: Hey, Alex! Guess what?
Alex: What?
Stacy: I got into Camden County Technical School (CCTS)!
Alex: Seriously? They have a pool, but like there’s no football team.
Stacy: Alex, if you like football, you’re a bum. (These are Stacy’s words not mine)
by quandale dingle lore June 20, 2022
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Eastwood Christian School

NOUN

1. A school for people wealthy enough to attend a private school but not wealthy enough to attend Trinity.

2. Where students close their books, close their notebooks, and make sure they have something with which to write.

3. The building next to the building where students endure the boredom of assemblies and chapels.

4. Where having an entire room dedicated to costumes was more important than having a cafeteria.
Hey, some kid at Eastwood Christian School just looked up if there's an Urban Dictionary entry for their school.
by mostlyhonestly June 22, 2022
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School

Prison that teaches you NOTHING that you will use in real life
Joe: How is school?
Kieran: prison.
by I hate myself :) June 23, 2022
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school

School is stealing our futures.
by M I K O June 26, 2022
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