brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay

Brb Shitting In A Bag And Selling It On Ebay

“i need money.”
“brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay”

by TonaIsAlwaysTired June 29, 2023

California shit sock

A sock full of piping hot diarrhea with a mortar firework inside.

“Let’s go throw a California shit sock at that fuckheads house!”

by Steve mast November 22, 2024

the pink shit

A phrase to define a shitty character with a shitty personality, such as Sakura Haruno from the Naruto series

Can also be used as: the Pink Shitstain

person 1: "Hey I started that Naruto series, I don't really like Sakura tho."
Person 2: "Yeah she's The Pink Shit"

by RandomKidd95 July 18, 2020

What the shit

What the fuck but better

Why did he leave me on read what the shit

by Wtsqueen January 28, 2021

about to beat my shit

Bouta choke the chicken

Friend 1: “I’m about to beat my shit”
Friend 2: “can I join?”

by Chokingmychicken1358 January 16, 2025

shit don't lie

(pronoun) Veracity, truthiness, obviousness, evidently, ostensibly, ostensively, presumably, putatively, seemingly, supposedly, on the surface.

That's a pretty good beer, he says, to which I reply "shit don't lie!"

by FmjbFounder September 6, 2017

You must eat the shit, before you serve it to others

Don’t say something to someone you wouldn’t do or hear yourself

1“Do the dishes”
2“ You must eat the shit, before you serve it to others”
1“Alrighty, I’ll take it then”

by Sejerejedinmor August 30, 2025