shit-stalking

(noun) Modification on "shit-talking." The act of Facebook stalking someone with a friend while simultaneously talking shit about them.

#1, while shit-stalking: Let's shit-stalk Beth. (while looking at a recent picture) She got so fucking fat in college!

by WomenOf113 December 4, 2011

Twitch E Shit

twitch e shit:
Someone shit

Twitch e shit, LAYUP

by niggity October 12, 2021

Dumb shit

Lazarbeam

(Bob)Have you seen this dumb shit

(John)oh Lazarbeam

by Dumb shit science April 27, 2019

tripped and ate shit

To trip and fall really hard on your back or face.

Dude i just tripped and ate shit so hard
Dude i just fell on my face so hard

by @l3xig May 3, 2022

Step on shit

To stand on business; never allowing any negative interaction to go without answer.

1. Don’t bring that bullshit over here, I really step on shit.
2. I’m not the one to play with, I really step on shit.
3. They know I step on shit, watch who you talk to.

by amonamillion November 12, 2023

Shit bloke

A bloke like my mate mitch toy who dogs the boys

Yeah mitch is a shit bloke

by Crikeymate January 10, 2019

shit

when someone shits their pant

bob: oh shit
*students laughing*

by 98yhrf72 May 12, 2022